But the main attraction was not the birthday girl, it was her gorgeous friend, Maria. She was about 21, Polish, great body, stylish and effortlessly attractive. My heart skipped a beat when I saw her and I immediately set to work on attracting her.
I spoke Polish to her to get her attention. She wanted to know how I could speak Polish. I told her I had travelled in her country and have lots of friends there, most of them girls for some reason. I got her jumping through hoops by getting her to speak for a minute in English about a topic she was interested in (travel in South America). It was a variation of the BBC game show 'Just a Minute'. I knew I had her when I told her to break out the champagne to celebrate her performance and she reached into the fridge and handed me a bottle. I'd been joking!
Let's jump to the details. Maria was only staying temporarily with my colleague and was looking for a place to stay longer term. I told her she'd definitely enjoy my LTR because she already had the good taste to like me and I only choose girls with class and good judgment. That's an ambiguous compliment working as a screening qualifier. I'd also heard Maria had a girlfriend so was either lesbian or bisexual.
I had it all arranged. Maria would come home with me and sleep with me and my LTR. Threesome set up.
The problem was my LTR was upset that I wanted to bring a Polish lesbian home with me. Logistics are the problem in these situations. I had attraction, I had qualified her, I was inside her head, she kept coming over to stand with me, she broke open her special polish vodka and isolated herself next to me and we drank shots.
But the LTR said no. I had to call it off to avoid a massive bust up.
I'll still see Maria during the week, though and figure out if she swings both ways.